un: fandaniel

[trollophoroi]

[ This little forum post comes well after he's had his fun at the party, but it does come, and it's a good thing the forums are text because if people could hear how gleeful he was... ]

Hello all!

I am afraid I must admit to something terrible! I may have found an incredibly deadly debuff that simply did not fall off of me when I returned to the Root Town. It would seem it affects NPCs as well as players, but the NPCs simply would not die and reset themselves!

Oopsie.

Do you think this counts as a bug or a feature? Should I report it? I took it to a few more places in town to make certain of what I was seeing, of course! Could anyone confirm this is what they were seeing, too? (:

[ Yeah, yeah, he made a point to spread that chaos before admitting what happened. He's just being a good beta tester, though, right? Right! ]

Comments

un: oriade

[dissimulative]

YEAH?!
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REPORT IT
oh my god
pls quarantine yourself

[trollophoroi]

REALLY????

But wherever would I quarantine myself? There's only one town and I'm right in the middle of it!

[dissimulative]

then just log out
maybe forever

un: L3V147H4N

[trashtier]

[Levi reads this.

Looks at the username again.

Stares into the middle distance for a good minute...]

Of course you decided to spread it around before saying anything.

How did you even manage to pull this off in like three hours??

[trollophoroi]

[ Oho, what's this? ]

IT'S LEVI-CHAAAAN hello levi-chan, how have you been??? (:

Ah, but do not ask me how! I simply have a talent for this! Almost as if the bugs are attracted to me. No doubt the developers will find that quite helpful!

[trashtier]

Ugh, don't call me that. It sounds wrong when YOU do it. =_=

Pretty sure they'd find it MORE helpful if you reported it right away. Now they just have an even bigger mess to clean up.

un: akatsuki

[horologia]

I believe I have heard about something similar happening in another game before, but I think the transmission vector was pets and minions in that one. As well as it sourcing from a lategame raid?

Beta test or not, I am surprised you managed to find something like that in the starting areas.

[trollophoroi]

Is that so? How interesting! You would think they would have tested for that before letting us loose, in that case!

I guess I'm just very unlucky like that but it's a good thing I found it early, right?

[horologia]

[ there's some delay, looks like she's checking out the other replies to his forum thread but- ]

Very unlucky is one way to phrase it if you weren't actually looking for it.

Was it from the wood or dark areas?

HEAD ADMIN

[cccorp]

[ Wise words from Zelkova:

"Give it a try, but be careful: the head admin is kind of a grump... but you didn't hear that from me, hehe!"

The following is a comment to the forums by the Head Admin. ]

Hello, fandaniel.

We are currently looking into the situation that was never reported to us. Next time, please report the issue instead of being a carrier of virtual disease. I expected better from beta testers that CC Corp has invited. Please halt your gaming activity until a full investigation has been carried out.

Thank you.

[trollophoroi]

Such an impersonal response! I was only asking if anyone else thought it was a bug. No need to become so serious about it.

Do you still wish for me to file an official report or would that be a waste of my time now?

[ Should he log out? Yes, he should. Does he? Not yet. His avatar is still logged in even as he's tabbed out and poking about the forums. ]

HEAD ADMIN

[cccorp]

Of course it would be a bug, you dipshit.

[ Wow, head admin is annoyed. Either way, they won't reply to any further comments.

Time is ticking... ]

UN: hana

[threatmewted]

How long until he gets the game's first ban?

[trollophoroi]

Why don't we count down together? I seem to still be here~

[threatmewted]

For now. Looks like the head admin isn't so happy. Fingers crossed for you bestie 🤞

un: L3V147H4N

[trashtier]

He shouldn't have even been let in. He does this kind of thing in every MMO he joins.

[threatmewted]

Seriously? They invited a known troll?

un: akatsuki

[horologia]

Being banned before the game even officially releases is almost impressive in its own way, isn't it?

Are we sure he isn't trying specifically for that?

[threatmewted]

If he wants it so badly, the admin should hurry up and give it to him.

un: 0koto

[worldbent]

Can't really blame a player when it's their bug to fix, can they?

[As if a fellow troll should be talking.]

un: 0koto

[worldbent]

Oya oya, how exciting! I was wondering when we'd start finding some of CC Corp's Classic Programming™

Congrats on being the first

[trollophoroi]

Thank you, thank you, and I know! It would be my luck that I would be the first to run into it! Oh well. (:

You would think they would hand out titles for this kind of thing. Wouldn't that be so funny?

un: anaido

[wowcool]

could i see it? i haven't seen anything like that myself

[trollophoroi]

Oh, you may still be able to. Our dear head admin was very irate about the whole ordeal, so he could very well have reset all the NPCs by now.

Take a poke around the farther corners of Mac Anu and look for any NPCs that seem to be taking damage. That'll be it~!

un: phantom

[catarou]

My, you're quite the bold one to test the developers' limit like this.