un: PinkPilgrim

[conjecturecycle]

Okay, so, I know that a lotta you don't think much of me as a moderator, or like, person. Whatever. But I wanna go on record that I haven't been around for like a week or two because I had to rescue Billy from what we THOUGHT were vampires, but actually... Well anyway we kinda got stuck in international waters for a while. Anyway my point is, nobody fucking died on my watch!

So what gives?? I'm still trying to get up ta speed here, but I got that much! For real dead as far as I can tell! Jesus...

[Pete is not returning with answers apparently.]

Comments

un: oriade

[dissimulative]

what the fuck

@Hector

[secondthoughts]

Now's the perfect time to stay logged out, actually.

@KaraBear

[curvaceous]

Please log off. Literally log off right now.

@Owen

[sicklysweet]

lmao

un: UTA

[tot]

I'm glad you're okay, Pete!!
...but a lot of people are really upset right now.
There have been some really scary things happening.

Un: hana

[threatmewted]

Run while you still can.

But no, seriously, there's just been a body and a crime scene in the new root town for days and we've just been left to investigate it ourselves for some insane reason

un: Scitalis

[ophidie]

No shortage of helpful staff on hand for this lively community.

[Pete gets the experience of winding up on the receiving end of Miharu's passive aggressive wrath despite (or for?) doing pretty much nothing. Congratulations on your achievement.]

It sounds like you've got plenty to worry about already, so it'd be a shame if your plate got any fuller. I'm surprised they didn't even feed you lines to use as the moderator.