un: PinkPilgrim

[conjecturecycle]

Okay, so, I know that a lotta you don't think much of me as a moderator, or like, person. Whatever. But I wanna go on record that I haven't been around for like a week or two because I had to rescue Billy from what we THOUGHT were vampires, but actually... Well anyway we kinda got stuck in international waters for a while. Anyway my point is, nobody fucking died on my watch!

So what gives?? I'm still trying to get up ta speed here, but I got that much! For real dead as far as I can tell! Jesus...

[Pete is not returning with answers apparently.]

Comments

un: oriade

[dissimulative]

what the fuck

[conjecturecycle]

I'm the one who's supposed to be askin that!

[dissimulative]

vampires arent real though??

[conjecturecycle]

I know that! But if you'd seen them you'd have had doubts too, okay!?

@Hector

[secondthoughts]

Now's the perfect time to stay logged out, actually.

[conjecturecycle]

The hell d'you mean by that?

[secondthoughts]

Did CC Corp hire you to be a forum mod?

You should probably ask them.

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah it sounds like I aughta talk to Hien, but I can check out my paystub too. Man I was joking about the game being run by organized crime but is there actually a chance someone else is running this shit somehow?

@KaraBear

[curvaceous]

Please log off. Literally log off right now.

[conjecturecycle]

Jeez, listen I know it sounds far fetched but I swear I'm serious! No need to resort to cyberbullying.

[curvaceous]

I'll send you an email with a recap but seriously don't stay logged in for too long Mr. PinkPilgrim

[conjecturecycle]

[A pause as he gets the dm.]

Well now to be honest I do have half a mind to get outta dodge but I kinda feel like I aughta try to do something about the situation, y'know?

@Owen

[sicklysweet]

lmao

[conjecturecycle]

There ain't nothing to be laughing about, paly.

[sicklysweet]

oh, but it's very entertaining watching you whip everyone into a frenzy.

un: UTA

[tot]

I'm glad you're okay, Pete!!
...but a lot of people are really upset right now.
There have been some really scary things happening.

1/2

[conjecturecycle]

You mean besides the dead guy? Are there OTHER things going wrong?

2/2

[conjecturecycle]

Wait hold on, how do you know my real name!? Who blabbed??

[tot]

...oh.
Maybe you should screen that comment of mine.

Un: hana

[threatmewted]

Run while you still can.

But no, seriously, there's just been a body and a crime scene in the new root town for days and we've just been left to investigate it ourselves for some insane reason

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah, and I'm the one who has the slimmest bit of a chance to get answers out of Hien and whoever else because I work here, sort of.

Is Zelkova still working? Do they have anything to say about it?

[threatmewted]

If you really think he'll be any more cooperative with you, be my guest.

Last I heard Zelkova's been MIA.

un: Scitalis

[ophidie]

No shortage of helpful staff on hand for this lively community.

[Pete gets the experience of winding up on the receiving end of Miharu's passive aggressive wrath despite (or for?) doing pretty much nothing. Congratulations on your achievement.]

It sounds like you've got plenty to worry about already, so it'd be a shame if your plate got any fuller. I'm surprised they didn't even feed you lines to use as the moderator.

[conjecturecycle]

Honestly I think they have the same level of disregard for me as you guys. If there's some sort of evil scheme happening then I'm not important enough for them to account for it, apparently.

un: Ganymede

[ganymed]

They'll probably remember to do so when they actually get into real trouble for all of this.