un: PinkPilgrim

[conjecturecycle]

Okay, so, I know that a lotta you don't think much of me as a moderator, or like, person. Whatever. But I wanna go on record that I haven't been around for like a week or two because I had to rescue Billy from what we THOUGHT were vampires, but actually... Well anyway we kinda got stuck in international waters for a while. Anyway my point is, nobody fucking died on my watch!

So what gives?? I'm still trying to get up ta speed here, but I got that much! For real dead as far as I can tell! Jesus...

[Pete is not returning with answers apparently.]

Comments

un: oriade

[dissimulative]

what the fuck

@Hector

[secondthoughts]

Now's the perfect time to stay logged out, actually.

@KaraBear

[curvaceous]

Please log off. Literally log off right now.

@Owen

[sicklysweet]

lmao

[conjecturecycle]

I'm the one who's supposed to be askin that!

[conjecturecycle]

The hell d'you mean by that?

[conjecturecycle]

Jeez, listen I know it sounds far fetched but I swear I'm serious! No need to resort to cyberbullying.

[conjecturecycle]

There ain't nothing to be laughing about, paly.

[curvaceous]

I'll send you an email with a recap but seriously don't stay logged in for too long Mr. PinkPilgrim

[dissimulative]

vampires arent real though??

un: UTA

[tot]

I'm glad you're okay, Pete!!
...but a lot of people are really upset right now.
There have been some really scary things happening.

[conjecturecycle]

I know that! But if you'd seen them you'd have had doubts too, okay!?

[conjecturecycle]

[A pause as he gets the dm.]

Well now to be honest I do have half a mind to get outta dodge but I kinda feel like I aughta try to do something about the situation, y'know?

[dissimulative]

do they look like the head admin
big black cloak
generally unhelpful
menacing
your boss sucks ass
someone died
and hes been standing over it like some grim reaper ass punk

1/2

[conjecturecycle]

You mean besides the dead guy? Are there OTHER things going wrong?

[curvaceous]

Not gonna lie I respect that mentality a lot.

It might still be there if you wanna go look. Idk I haven't been anywhere near that area.

Just be careful Mr. Pink. No idea what's going to happen moving forward!

2/2

[conjecturecycle]

Wait hold on, how do you know my real name!? Who blabbed??

[secondthoughts]

Did CC Corp hire you to be a forum mod?

You should probably ask them.

[tot]

...oh.
Maybe you should screen that comment of mine.

[conjecturecycle]

No this was entirely unrelated to whatever the hell's going on here, unless this game is secretly being run by an organized crime syndicate.

Un: hana

[threatmewted]

Run while you still can.

But no, seriously, there's just been a body and a crime scene in the new root town for days and we've just been left to investigate it ourselves for some insane reason

[dissimulative]

sounds like its time to turn in your 2 weeks

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah it sounds like I aughta talk to Hien, but I can check out my paystub too. Man I was joking about the game being run by organized crime but is there actually a chance someone else is running this shit somehow?

[conjecturecycle]

Don't get me wrong, the second I think I'm in actually imminent danger you're on your own. I ain't dying for this nonsense.

But I can at least do the bare minimum.

[conjecturecycle]

Honestly it's whatever, not like any of your clowns could hunt me down with a name that common. But still, who said it? Hector?