un: PinkPilgrim

[conjecturecycle]

Okay, so, I know that a lotta you don't think much of me as a moderator, or like, person. Whatever. But I wanna go on record that I haven't been around for like a week or two because I had to rescue Billy from what we THOUGHT were vampires, but actually... Well anyway we kinda got stuck in international waters for a while. Anyway my point is, nobody fucking died on my watch!

So what gives?? I'm still trying to get up ta speed here, but I got that much! For real dead as far as I can tell! Jesus...

[Pete is not returning with answers apparently.]

Comments

Un: hana

[threatmewted]

Run while you still can.

But no, seriously, there's just been a body and a crime scene in the new root town for days and we've just been left to investigate it ourselves for some insane reason

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah, and I'm the one who has the slimmest bit of a chance to get answers out of Hien and whoever else because I work here, sort of.

Is Zelkova still working? Do they have anything to say about it?

[threatmewted]

If you really think he'll be any more cooperative with you, be my guest.

Last I heard Zelkova's been MIA.

[conjecturecycle]

I mean if the theory that some other partys hacked the game to mess with us, their cracked code might've either deliberately removed him or caused an error in his code. Frankly the body could just be a glitch too, and the glitch is preventing whatshisface from logging back in.

[threatmewted]

That would be a great theory, except for the part where no one can get in touch with him irl either.

[conjecturecycle]

Simple. Separate issue of him also being kidnapped.

[threatmewted]

Are you actually taking this seriously, or is your ego so inflated you're just gonna wave your ass in the face of all the people currently grieving what could actually be the death of a friend?

[conjecturecycle]

Listen, if he is dead for real, that's shit news, but until we actually confirm a body in the real world I don't see how my theory's any less realistic than "some clowns figured out how to kill someone in real life through a game," seein as that's literally never happened before.

[threatmewted]

I dunno, sounds more believable when you hear about people still feeling frozen in the real world after logging out, or getting migraines, or all kinds of other BS that real life doctors can't find a cause for, all because of some game effects.

[conjecturecycle]

There's precedent for vr stuff causing headaches and shit like that, at least. Could be whatever this particular headset did that put that first guy in the hospital that got cccorps attention, so when the same thing happened again they intercepted the guy to try and handle internally? It's all pretty equally crazy sounding if you ask me.

[threatmewted]

Either way, try and be a little more respectful?

People are already freaking out and seeing even MORE of that crap is the last thing I need right now.

[conjecturecycle]

Damn, fine, yer right and all... Just feel like I jumped from one disaster to another, y'know?

[threatmewted]

Of course I'm right.

So? Any luck with the head admin?

[conjecturecycle]

Course not. I dunno why I even bother.