un: Owen

[sicklysweet]

a quick question about some of the equipment, after a rather intense encounter with a mr. punisher at the party

what, exactly, is yaoi? the fact i had a hardcore encounter where i'm not even sure what happened to me leaves me wondering if i should be concerned.

[This might not be the first time this question appears on the forums - as it's quickly deleted for being posted in the wrong topic, and then reposted to a different topic... and then deleted again.

And reposted, again, out of no small measure of spite for the head admin.]

Comments

[sicklysweet]

are you propositioning me?

[worldbent]

Is that what you think propositioning looks like? No wonder you have to find your clients online.

[sicklysweet]

i already told you there's a look-don't-touch policy, and besides

i know you're a degenerate who can't do things like a normal person.

[He wouldn't be surprised if some of the buckwild DMs he's got were from Matoba, anyways.]

[worldbent]

You can look without touching both off and online, you pathetic lump.

That's an interesting theory, though. Does it excite you to think about? I'm afraid your interest is not reciprocated, though. I don't have to pay for that sort of thing.

[sicklysweet]

if you're going to look at me i'm going to need compensation, whether it's monetary or not. consider it reparations for emotional damages~

[worldbent]

You're going to charge everyone in the game for laying eyes on your avatar, now? Good luck with that.

If you meant your side-hustle, please refer to my previous reply. Although, I'm not surprised you'd be so desperate for customers that you'd try to swindle random passerby who happen to glance at you.

[sicklysweet]

oh, no. only you! i don’t care about anyone else looking at me, but we have history.

and i hate you ❤️

[worldbent]

If you think you can extract gold from me, come and try. ❤️

[sicklysweet]

i don’t think it would be that difficult of a challenge, okoto~

you’re only human, after all

[worldbent]

As opposed to?

[sicklysweet]

someone with willpower

[worldbent]

Are you propositioning me, Owen-kun?

[sicklysweet]

not necessarily, but i think it would be interesting to see you give in and admit your true feelings.

[Give him blackmail material!!!]

[worldbent]

That's a 'yes', you are propositioning me.

[Which is satisfying- the thought of Owen having to resort to begging him of all people- and hilarious. Alas,]

Still not interested.

[sicklysweet]

i just want to see you crushed when i reject your advances.

[How long are they going to keep this up… stay tuned to find out.]

you can’t REALLY think i’d actually want to touch you, right? how arrogant could you get?

[worldbent]

Oh, not in the slightest. I presumed that you had some delusions of making a fool of me, envisioning yourself taking advantage of some secret lust I held for your attentions for some extended period of time only to eventually reveal your dastardly plan was to reject me all along

(etc. etc.)

Unfortunately for you, I have cognitive reasoning above that of an elementary student, and so your plan is foiled. Too bad! Try one of the other dimwits they've invited to this beta and maybe you'll have better luck.

[sicklysweet]

booooooo