sicklysweet: (o50)
🍰 owen ([personal profile] sicklysweet) wrote in [community profile] netslum2023-07-30 06:52 pm

un: Owen

a quick question about some of the equipment, after a rather intense encounter with a mr. punisher at the party

what, exactly, is yaoi? the fact i had a hardcore encounter where i'm not even sure what happened to me leaves me wondering if i should be concerned.


[This might not be the first time this question appears on the forums - as it's quickly deleted for being posted in the wrong topic, and then reposted to a different topic... and then deleted again.

And reposted, again, out of no small measure of spite for the head admin.]
worldbent: (pic#16486944)

[personal profile] worldbent 2023-08-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
As opposed to?
worldbent: (pic#15620828)

[personal profile] worldbent 2023-08-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Are you propositioning me, Owen-kun?
worldbent: (To keep it all inside)

[personal profile] worldbent 2023-08-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's a 'yes', you are propositioning me.

[Which is satisfying- the thought of Owen having to resort to begging him of all people- and hilarious. Alas,]

Still not interested.
worldbent: (When will I learn?)

[personal profile] worldbent 2023-08-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, not in the slightest. I presumed that you had some delusions of making a fool of me, envisioning yourself taking advantage of some secret lust I held for your attentions for some extended period of time only to eventually reveal your dastardly plan was to reject me all along

(etc. etc.)

Unfortunately for you, I have cognitive reasoning above that of an elementary student, and so your plan is foiled. Too bad! Try one of the other dimwits they've invited to this beta and maybe you'll have better luck.