un: wiccerosa

[rosehecate]

Hello! ヾ(＾-＾)ノ
I would like to share my friend with everyone today.
chuchu.jpeg
This is Chuchu!
In the real world, he is my best friend. ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡
But I have asked, and he is not allowed to join us in the game.
I understand - he didn't enter the lottery, and he is also not eligible to do so.
And it would cost a lot of money to make a tiny headset for him as well.
But after I asked, the person who answered me made a suggestion that I have since taken them up on.

screenshot_0208.png
This is Nyanami. She is also my friend, but she lives here in the game. (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)
I found her in an alley in Mac Anu, and asked the people nearby, but none of them claimed her as theirs, so she'll be my friend while I'm playing.
I don't think she can do any spells or fight monsters, but I like having a small friend with me when I go places.

Do any of you have any friends like Chuchu or Nyanami? Can I see them please?

[...This is the weirdest instance of someone asking for cute pet pics, but at least it seems harmless?]

Comments

After 60 minutes on the dot

[dissimulative]

I HAVE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SWAG FOR THIS SWAGICAL FORUM
YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME!!!!

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

[conjecturecycle]

Ban Length: 60 minutes
Moderator Comment: I can actually

After 60 minutes again...

[dissimulative]

[ No amount of hours will deter him, unfortunately. ]



SWAGICAL SOLDIERS WE RISE
WE WILL NOT GIVE INTO THE OPPRESSION!!!!!!!

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

[conjecturecycle]

Ban Length: 60 minutes
Moderator Comment: I can do this all day paly, my roommate is out visiting his mom until tomorrow afternoon.

un: UTA

[tot]

What's wrong with "copious amounts of swag" if it's true?
This is unfair censorship!!

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah I think if you check the TOS you'll find it says moderators reserve the right to institute temporary bans at their discretion.

[tot]

Even so...
Isn't that a bit much?
Everyone is just having fun.

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah, having fun taking the piss out of me, maybe.

[tot]

...
I think
Under these circumstances
You might have caused this issue yourself.

After 60 minutes

[dissimulative]

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[conjecturecycle]

That's big talk for someone who's been sitting here waiting out bans down to the minute for the past three hours.

[dissimulative]

the fact that you think thats what i did says more about you than me
have you never been punctual in your life
or
idk
do other things while you wait??

[conjecturecycle]

If I got a ban in a game for being stupid I'd like. Just go do something else. Why are you so pressed that you made sure to come back right away?

[dissimulative]

bc its fun
:)

[insinning]

[ He can't bring himself to repeat that phrase, he has too many manners to let go of]

How many bans are you taking for this?

After his ban timer is up...

[dissimulative]

something is at stake
but i will not lose it

[ So. Yes. ]

[insinning]

Is it really that important.

[there is a virtual reality to be explored??]

[dissimulative]

the mod is denying swag from chuchu
LOOK AT THE MONKEY
HE OBVIOUSLY HAS LOADS OF IT

[insinning]

[he will avoid the temptation with every fibre of his being to repeat that dreaded phrase, but also putting his foot in his mouth in another way:]

I mean, it kinda does but that's not the point! Isn't it just because he's old?

[ old people don't like swag!!]

UN: PinkPilgrim

[conjecturecycle]

Says who I'm old?

[insinning]

im sorry I didn't mean to cause offense

[ ohshi-he forgot old people are sensitive about their age]

[conjecturecycle]

People don't gotta be old to know how stupid that word is.

[dissimulative]

many old people cant appreciate

[insinning]

that's why it's pointless to keep getting banned for this

un: yael

[fluorite]

[ The capitalized name was taken, so he just... uses all lowercase. ]

Damn straight we hate it. Ever heard of people hating what they can't have?