UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

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un: L3V147H4N

[trashtier]

Yeah, there are a lot of MMO newbs here. I've chalked it up to the lottery system.

[conjecturecycle]

Normally you do a lottery system among people who chose the enter it. Like, people who already know about this sorta thing.

[trashtier]

Pretty sure that's how it worked. Normies just enter these things anyway.

[conjecturecycle]

I'd say they shoulda put in some sort of tutorial but maybe they're setting them loose to see what they gotta add to it for the full version of the game.

[trashtier]

Now that you mention it, they really DID just dump us in here. No real intro cutscenes or anything.

Huh.

On the one hand, I'm always here for less hand-holding. But on the other, it means we gotta deal with a lot of dumb questions on the forums that could've been answered by doing a modicum of research.

[conjecturecycle]

I guess it's the price to be paid to get into a beta test? I mean this game's pretty groundbreaking and the press about it's sounding pretty excited.

[trashtier]

Yeah, true. Can't expect the full-game experience from a beta test.

They're probably gonna get a heck of a lot more word of mouth advertising through us too.

[conjecturecycle]

Probably why they have people like Uta here, assuming she's for real.

[trashtier]

[!!!

Fandom neurons activated.]

She is DEFINITELY for real. I'm a huge fan, I'd know!!

[conjecturecycle]

You being a huge fan doesn't make you a better judge of whether she's posing as the singer or not, paly. It makes you the target audience of the grift.