UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

Comments

un: faunus

[bleatingedge]

i dunno about anyone else here but i get paid to write game guides for a living
they shot me a beta key so i could get a head start
so if you're overwhelmed with answering questions just shoot me a pm and i can try to fill in some gaps

[conjecturecycle]

I'm just glad that there's at least one other person here who makes sense to be here.

To be honest if I get tired of answering questions I'll just not. I'll just ignore them.
[Why is this guy a moderator.]

[bleatingedge]

uh alright pal
best of luck with that
hope answering questions isn't part of your monthly quota or whatever

[conjecturecycle]

Hah! They don't pay me enough to be asking for quotas. As long as you guys don't cause some sorta catastrophic meltdown I'm fine.

[bleatingedge]

considering this is a beta i wouldn't be surprised if someone accidentally found five or six catastrophe-level bugs within the first week or two
so keep your eyes peeled for that

[conjecturecycle]

What, these clowns can't file a bug report themselves? I'm talking more on a pvp sorta level. Forum chatter. Ban anyone who says a slur. You get the idea.

[bleatingedge]

ah gotcha
got the moderator wires crossed
i also wouldn't be surprised if there's some edgy folks in here looking to skirt the social line
good luck lmao

[conjecturecycle]

Oh see that's the easy part. I've worked plenty in both the IT and Entertainment industries, you see all sorts of whackos in both of them.

[bleatingedge]

yeah i've heard horror stories about it bullshittery
glad our user mod is well prepared in that category at least

[conjecturecycle]

It's gonna be cake because here I have the unique ability to forcibly make people shut up for up to 24 hours.

[bleatingedge]

don't you wish you could do that irl too
i know i would

[conjecturecycle]

I mean Ive got noise canceling headphones that's basically the same thing.