UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

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[conjecturecycle]

I mean I can't argue with you on that. All sounds the same to me.

[fluorite]

What music do you even listen to?

[conjecturecycle]

Oh, all sorts. I ran a radio station in college. But I guess a lotta my go tos these days is like, New Wave Pop Punk? If I had to pick just one genre.

[fluorite]

You should send me recommendations sometime. :) I like listening to music while I study, so I could use new things to listen to.

fuck u amb ive thwarted your plot

[conjecturecycle]

I can't do that. Music recommendations should be made based not just on your own taste but the type of person you're recommending to and I don't know you well enough yet.

hehehhehehe

[fluorite]

Boo. :( I guess we have to become friends, then.

[conjecturecycle]

Why's everyone trying to make friends here I'm just trying to play a video game.

[fluorite]

But this is a social game. Isn't making friends the point? :3c

[conjecturecycle]

It's a game with optional social aspects. If I wanted to deal with other people I could just go outside.

[fluorite]

I guess that's true. So you really don't like people, huh?

[conjecturecycle]

[Hm.]

People as a whole, as a general concept? As a society? Nah, not really. But it's not like I'm a misanthrope. There's plenty of individual persons that I like.

[fluorite]

Oh, I see! :) You just don't like big gatherings and going out to meet people.

[conjecturecycle]

Not really what I'm saying but there's no real reason to get into this heavy shit anyway.

[fluorite]

I would love to not get into any of the "heavy shit", don't worry. I hope you have a great time as one of our admins. :)

[conjecturecycle]

I'm already suspecting I'm not going to but I need the money, so.

[fluorite]

Here's to hoping the money is worth it!