UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

Comments

[wowcool]

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super important! okay! i'll keep that in mind! thank you for taking on this big responsibility. you must have your plate full!

[conjecturecycle]

I mean this is the only job I have right now so like, don't worry about it. It's my main priority.

[wowcool]

oh i see

don't you think its a bit lonely if that's your only job?

[conjecturecycle]

Nah because if I get sick of you guys I can just log off and bother my roommate.

[wowcool]

do you moderate your roommate too

[conjecturecycle]

What? No.

[conjecturecycle]

Is that a euphemism or somethin

[wowcool]

what?

no like

if your roommate used "swag" would you be like 60 MINUTES BANNED FOREVER

[conjecturecycle]

Obviously not, even if I tried he wouldn't listen to me.

But it doesn't matter because Billy would never say that.

[wowcool]

billy must be a good roommate! no swag!

does he play?

[conjecturecycle]

Nah, he didn't even apply to be in the beta. Not really his scene. Just as well cause we only got the one computer.

[wowcool]

is he proud of you being a moderator

[conjecturecycle]

What is he, my mom? It doesn't matter what he thinks about it.

[wowcool]

oh no i would just be proud if my friend was a cool super moderator

is he not your friend? that's sad

[conjecturecycle]

Billy? I mean I guess we're friends, more like business partners and roommates, really.