UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

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[conjecturecycle]

I like to keep on top of new developments in the music scene so yeah, I'm familar.

But you really expect me to believe they got an internet celebrity into this beta? It's not like you could stream this content, we're all under an NDA.

[tot]

Surprise! I was given permission to after asking!
I haven't streamed any of it yet given that I want to enjoy the game on my own for a bit.

[conjecturecycle]

Huh. Well pardon me for being a bit skeptical, but I guess just let us know when you're streaming and that should confirm it.

[tot]

Of course!
Hopefully it won't be either too early or too late for you. I am on CET.

[conjecturecycle]

You kidding me? I work in IT, we're basically nocturnal.

By the way, you got representation?

[tot]

That sounds miserable. Hopefully that's just a saying and not what you really experience.
But no. I don't. Not exactly, anyway.

[conjecturecycle]

Hm? Nah, nah it's fine, we just sleep during the day. Or do blow. Whatever the situation calls for.

But alright, awesome. Just so you know, I've got a lotta connections in the entertainment industry. You ever need help with merchandise sales or appearance fees, you let me know, yeah?

[tot]

"Do blow"..?
You're a person of many talents; I'll keep that in mind.
But I've never thought about doing merchandise before...
I don't think I have the heart to do any appearances outside of where my avatar can travel.

[conjecturecycle]

That's fine. Internet idol's becoming a pretty feasible career these days. But even without that you could still do merch! Lotta people'd go for that.

[tot]

I agree.
I think it would be nice if my fans could have something of mine to display or use to decorate something.
Maybe like my logo.

[conjecturecycle]

Logo branded merch is a good idea! If you've got any catchphrases that's good too. There's other things to consider, but I'm not giving away too much for free.

[tot]

If you're so knowledgeable about this sort of work, why isn't it what you do for a living?
It seems like you have a deep interest in it.