UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

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[conjecturecycle]

Who said I was antagonizing.
Why are you so sure I'm not legitimately worried? It's my job to make sure everyone here aughta be here and is behaving properly.

[dapples]

Lol, no worries. I may be new but I do have common sense. :-)

[conjecturecycle]

Whatever you say, I just wanted to cover my bases because people get extra stupid on the internet for some reason.

[conjecturecycle]

I mean Ive got noise canceling headphones that's basically the same thing.

[conjecturecycle]

You kidding me? I work in IT, we're basically nocturnal.

By the way, you got representation?

[conjecturecycle]

Ah sure.
You aughta team up with the guy who got into the beta to get a head start on writing the game guide.

[ntrd]

thank you. it works.
why worried? FOMO?

[conjecturecycle]

The fact that you clarified you're over 18 means you're just barely over 18.
Which made me feel the "kids these days" emotion which made me feel old.

So actually I guess it's less worried and more just in an undefineably bad mood.

[dapples]

No problem. I'll do my best to stay diligent 👍

[ntrd]

some people lie about their age online. say they are 15 year old high school girl but they're a 40 year old NEET. aoi is telling the truth.

bad mood?
do you want aoi to help you feel better?

[conjecturecycle]

That depends on what your idea is to make me feel better but I'm gonna guess that my answer is gonna be no.

[conjecturecycle]

Good. The less trouble you guys get into the less work I have to do.

[tot]

That sounds miserable. Hopefully that's just a saying and not what you really experience.
But no. I don't. Not exactly, anyway.

[conjecturecycle]

Hm? Nah, nah it's fine, we just sleep during the day. Or do blow. Whatever the situation calls for.

But alright, awesome. Just so you know, I've got a lotta connections in the entertainment industry. You ever need help with merchandise sales or appearance fees, you let me know, yeah?

nsfw language

[ntrd]

you can touch aoi's boobs. made them really big and they're better than irl. now they're not blurry.

or aoi recommends drinking a can of tomato juice.

[conjecturecycle]

Well I'm definitely not doing the first thing because like I said I'm pretty sure you're like actually 18.

But please elaborate on the tomato juice because that's a new one.

[tot]

"Do blow"..?
You're a person of many talents; I'll keep that in mind.
But I've never thought about doing merchandise before...
I don't think I have the heart to do any appearances outside of where my avatar can travel.

[696_9]

Wow, so you're basically a mall cop without the riding scooter! I feel like that explains so much.

[ntrd]

???
not legal in your country?

tomato juice has vitamins and improves mood irl. not sure about this game.

[threatmewted]

That sounds a little intense lol

But I'll see what I can do

[rosehecate]

Ah...
Maybe that's because of the lack of real world consequences. :C

[trashtier]

Now that you mention it, they really DID just dump us in here. No real intro cutscenes or anything.

Huh.

On the one hand, I'm always here for less hand-holding. But on the other, it means we gotta deal with a lot of dumb questions on the forums that could've been answered by doing a modicum of research.

[wowcool]

:o

:o

:o

super important! okay! i'll keep that in mind! thank you for taking on this big responsibility. you must have your plate full!

[horologia]

?

I was simply saying that sheep might be easier to handle than what we've already seen on the forums.

Or what we can probably expect in the future, all things considered.

[ listen, she's been online enough to know that calling the general population of the internet 'unruly at best' is being very generous. and this guy's the only moderator they've seen around thus far.

one moderator, one admin, one helpful in game GM...? ]

un: f0x

[veardant]

They shouldn't be paying you at all, if that's how you talk about new players. I feel sorry for anyone that comes to you for guidance.