UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

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[conjecturecycle]

[Pete be like. Sees this. Checks the username. No, surely not.]




You're a streamer?

[696_9]

No one's going to die playing a computer game.

[tot]

Yes! UTA. It's the same as my username here.
I've also released some songs. Maybe you've heard of some of them?

[conjecturecycle]

It's a figure of speech. Jeez, now I'm starting to worry you aren't even old enough to be playing this game.

un: wiccerosa

[rosehecate]

Hello!
I do not know what I am doing but I am having a good time! :) Thank you for asking!

[Good fucking gravy]

[conjecturecycle]

I like to keep on top of new developments in the music scene so yeah, I'm familar.

But you really expect me to believe they got an internet celebrity into this beta? It's not like you could stream this content, we're all under an NDA.

[conjecturecycle]

I. Well. I guess that's fine then?

Some of you are so weirdly positive that alone tells me you don't play these games often.

[tot]

Surprise! I was given permission to after asking!
I haven't streamed any of it yet given that I want to enjoy the game on my own for a bit.

[rosehecate]

Really?
But it's so nice to have something to do that's completely different from anything I've ever seen before. Why wouldn't that be a positive thing? :/

[conjecturecycle]

Huh. Well pardon me for being a bit skeptical, but I guess just let us know when you're streaming and that should confirm it.

[conjecturecycle]

Because for some reason mmos and really the internet in general brings out the worst in people.

[threatmewted]

General advice?

How a party comp should look, how to avoid dying immediately, etc. etc.

[tot]

Of course!
Hopefully it won't be either too early or too late for you. I am on CET.

[bleatingedge]

don't you wish you could do that irl too
i know i would

[696_9]

Do you usually go around antagonizing people?

un: aoi

[ntrd]

how does aoi remove the nudity sensor? or is it because aoi is playing in japan. she is over 18.

thank you. hope you get paid more.

[horologia]

Fair enough.

Perhaps a sheepdog might actually have the easier job between the two of you, though.

[dapples]

I'm sure I'll learn the ropes one way or another, haha.
But thank you for the heads up!

un: anaido

[wowcool]

i've watched videos on livestreams of mmos does that count

what does a user moderator do anyways exactly? sounds very important!!!

[fluorite]

Britney Spears is way better than them.

[conjecturecycle]

Well ok, at least now I know you're either a teenage girl or an adult gay man.

[conjecturecycle]

I mean that's still probably better than some people here.

And it's what it says on the tin, paly. I moderate the users. Make sure none of you are getting into shit you shouldn't be getting into. Or anything else against the TOS. Super important, like you said.

[conjecturecycle]

Don't forget to never give anyone else your login information no matter how many cool things they promise to add to your account.

[conjecturecycle]

I love how I tell you that you're thinking too hard about it and then you immediately continue thinking too hard about it.

I don't got any idea about that! It was a metaphor I came up with after like two seconds of thought on the matter!

[conjecturecycle]

[I continue to love this girl. What a legend.]

There's a toggle in the settings menu, though I gotta say I'm a little worried that this is a concern of yours so soon after the server's gone live.