UN: VOGEL - dungeon crawling??

[insinning]

[After many attempts to type and retype this message for maximum politeness and ADULT MATURITY. Nailed it] Hi. I think I should introduce myself first, right? I am Vogel. Has anyone not explored any areas yet? I would like to try in a group, because I think my class is too slow to do much on its own.

And I'd like to get rid of this stop sign.

And this creepy helmet skin.

I can't take it off.

Thank you.

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[dissimulative]

[ Body languages tells Oria a lot, so he smiles at him in return.

But then fast forward to after Sinclair gets his chicken head removed... ]

Wow, that was fast. What are you gonna do with that thing?

[insinning]

[Staring into the headchicken's eyes]

...I don't know. I'd feel bad just leaving it as trash--but don't you think it looks a little pitiful now?

[temperance is low temperance is low]

[dissimulative]

I think it could definitely be used as bait.

[ So, no. He feels no pity for the headchicken. ]

Do you think it will get stuck on you if you try to put it in your inventory?

[insinning]

To draw aggro?

[Actually, that's an idea. Eyeing the headchicken. He feels pity for you buddy, but do not get stuck on his head again]

...let me try.

[Putting it away-oh, there it goes. Goodbye headchicken]

[dissimulative]

[ He sits there in silence, waiting for any disastrous effects to strike, but since there's nothing, he claps once. ]

Success! Now you got your own get out of jail free card!

[insinning]

[A little pensive, in case he becomes a headhen again but--no, it's fine. Phew.]

I wonder if it'll work on monsters as well as it works on people.

[dissimulative]

I think it would work better on monsters. It looks like raw chicken! They'd love that kind of stuff.

[ He'd prefer something cooked, but to each their own. ]

[insinning]

[He really doesn't like the fleshy parts of it, no]

...now that you mention it, what do you think the monsters eat here?

[dissimulative]

[ He raises his hands and wiggles his fingers to try and give a "scary" impression. ]

The flesh and blood of its enemies.

[insinning]

So. Us?

[Would the monsters in this game actually eat them? Sinclair is checking his pain sensors just in case]

[dissimulative]

[ Oria's "scary impression" immediately drops as he thinks about it. ]

I think for the sake of not giving anyone nightmares, they won't do that here. Like, it's realistic, but it doesn't have to be too realistic.

[insinning]

[What does it say about Sinclair's brain that it immediately went there]

Oh, that's a good point. It could happen like that shark costume though.

[Swallowed whole but not actually eaten??]

[dissimulative]

[ A lot, actually. Oria's kinda concerned, but like... gestures to the murder trauma news--he gets it. ]

You just wanna see someone get eaten, huh! I didn't think you were that kinda type, Vooogeeeeeeel~

[insinning]

[ ahshdjs definitely bad weird brain thoughts all the time but he's good about not voicing them]

I-I didn't...why are you saying it like that?

[Fluster fluster]

[dissimulative]

[ Oria laughs a little and lightly nudges Sinclair's side. ]

A bit of joking won't hurt anyone, right?

[ But then Oria's head jerks a little. ]

Ow... that's definitely some real world stuff going on. Looks like my sister wants me to stop playing for today.

[insinning]

You made it sound weird.

[Grumbling. That gets an instinctive shove back. He is not into vore!

And then...oh]

Ah. You better listen to her then. My roommates will be back soon too and they'll probably drag me out somehow.

[dissimulative]

Ah, alright then. Catch you later--

[ He's about to blurt Sinclair's name, but catches himself. Phew.

He just waves instead and logs out. ]

[insinning]

[ ...Oria was about to say his name wasn't he?

Well. He should log off too.]