un: Owen

[sicklysweet]

a quick question about some of the equipment, after a rather intense encounter with a mr. punisher at the party

what, exactly, is yaoi? the fact i had a hardcore encounter where i'm not even sure what happened to me leaves me wondering if i should be concerned.

[This might not be the first time this question appears on the forums - as it's quickly deleted for being posted in the wrong topic, and then reposted to a different topic... and then deleted again.

And reposted, again, out of no small measure of spite for the head admin.]

Comments

un: Punisher

[regressive]

You got too scared to ask me directly?

[sicklysweet]

scared? certainly not, but i like to know what i’m asking for before i ask it.

but you’re not half-bad, so if you want to try out yaoi again sometime, i might not say no

[he’s hot and violent! he meets owen’s standards!

also who knows how serious this actually is.]

[regressive]

Not interested.

[sicklysweet]

well, you do prefer solo play... guess that extends to this, too.

if you change your mind, my DMs are open just for you~~~

[can't wait for yjh to pk him]

[regressive]

Instead of playing games, you should be working on your vocabulary.
You're severely lacking.

[ What does this guy think solo play is!! It has nothing to do with being alone in a room and—ahem. ]

Close your DMs for me instead.

[sicklysweet]

hahaha… you actually are pretty cute, sir punisher~

[He wants to bully this man so badly. Time to play this up even more.]

but what if i need the help of a big, strong dps class when i go to a dungeon? i don’t have any damage spells right now, and i need a man i can trust to be vigilant to go with me… so i can’t cut off communications entirely~

[regressive]

Try talking to the mobs.
They'll definitely take some mental damage at least.
Like I just did.

[sicklysweet]

[He says this while getting into a fight with A Child.]

it would be easier to take you seriously if you weren't doing whatever it is you're doing with @Oriade

[regressive]

@ Oriade
@ 0w0en

[ That's a purposeful typo just for you, Owen. ]

[sicklysweet]

this special treatment is starting to feel like it has some hidden meaning~

you must want my attention so badly

[regressive]

Mispelling your username is special treatment to you?

[ He can just 🧍‍♂️ at this because that's sad. ]

Can you get any more pathetic?

[sicklysweet]

it’s a deliberate action, because you think you’re getting a leg up on me by acting like you’re unaffected and think so lowly if me, despite continuing to engage.

i’m living in your head rent free.

[regressive]

Free? You're mistaken.
I'll find you to collect the rent.

[ He's going to add a special fee for being extra cursed... ]

[sicklysweet]

ahaha...... and what exactly are you planning on taking from me, then?

[He won't drop loot upon death like some trash mob...!]

[regressive]

Your life.

[ Joonghyuk doesn't want your loot, Owen!!! But he wants his life...? Welp. ]

[sicklysweet]

i don’t think i’m ready for that level of commitment, mr. punisher

[gosh, he’s asking for a lot!!!]

[regressive]

It's going to be fast and painless, I can promise you that.

[ Look how nice he is!! ]

[sicklysweet]

sounds booooring~

you need to spice things up!

[regressive]

Slow and painful, then.

[ So creative! So brave! Except not really. ]

Say something that will get me banned from here.

un: Mithrun1

[tablescraps]

Did you engage in "yaoi" acts with him, or did you just show him your oar?

( Your "oar"

Not that Mithrun is implying anything on purpose. )

[regressive]

I did not, so now he wants to.
I just showed him my oar.

[ ... ]

Sh▪t, that sounds just as bad.

[tablescraps]

Does it? He made a post about it, so he must have liked it.

[regressive]

That's enough Internet for today.

[ The worst part is that he can't even attack Owen in a PVP area because he might like it... ]

I checked your profile.
It's good to see another Edge Punisher despite...everything.

[tablescraps]

Despite the oar, you mean? The head administrator said it was a powerful weapon in real life, despite the tangential association with its name. So it may not be as unexpected as others here are making it out to be.

I believe you're the first other Edge Punisher I've met so far. Would you be interested in practicing the class at some point? I'm not sure if there's a space for sparring, but, if it's possible, it may be beneficial to the both of us.

[regressive]

The head administrator must be well-versed in yaoi, in that case.

[ No kinkshaming... ]

I would. It would be a good learning experience. You can ping me anytime, if I'm online I will respond right away.

[ He's Serious about this game, okay. ]