un: Owen

[sicklysweet]

a quick question about some of the equipment, after a rather intense encounter with a mr. punisher at the party

what, exactly, is yaoi? the fact i had a hardcore encounter where i'm not even sure what happened to me leaves me wondering if i should be concerned.

[This might not be the first time this question appears on the forums - as it's quickly deleted for being posted in the wrong topic, and then reposted to a different topic... and then deleted again.

And reposted, again, out of no small measure of spite for the head admin.]

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un: Mr_Misteaks

[gluttoning]

[After waiting for some replies to trickle in so this Owen character doesn't mock him again:]

What does that have to do with your equipment?

[sicklysweet]

not mine, but punisher's.

have you seen the equipment the edge punishers got?

[gluttoning]

No.

All I know is that I have a stop sign for a weapon for my class. But I've had weirder things in games like this.

Where did yaoi come up, anyway?

[sicklysweet]

it's on punisher's oar, and he decided to spank me with it, so i got a faceful of yaoi.

["Spanked" is an interesting way to say "he tried to hit me in the face in a Root Town".]

[gluttoning]

[squinting really hard at that sentence.....]

How hard did he spank you for that to end up on your face?

[sicklysweet]

you must not have a lot of experience with worldy pleasures

[i'm going to kill you]

[gluttoning]

I guess not. A good cheeseburger joint is all I need, though.

[:)]

I hope you don't get slapped in the face with an oar too much.

[sicklysweet]

you're a simple man, aren't you?

[gluttoning]

Sure, I guess.

I don't know what that has to do with your weird equipment questions, though.

[sicklysweet]

well, if the people here are to be belied, yaoi is just homosexual pornography.

[gluttoning]

Uh-huh.

So?

[sicklysweet]

if you're not going to connect the dots on your own, i'm not going to do it for you.

[gluttoning]

??

I mean, that's fine.

If you want a yaoi oar that bad, you can just go try to find one yourself, right? Maybe someone will trade it with you.

[sicklysweet]

[oh honey.................]

it's not the oar that i'm interested in, and it's not something i could equip anyways.

it's alright, though. this has been a plenty interesting conversation.

[gluttoning]

Oh.

You mean the yaoi part.

You can just talk to him, right?

[sicklysweet]

i may, now that i know what it is, though i think our dear administrator might ban me for it.

[gluttoning]

[Just casually looking at all the threads that are getting frozen here. Hm.]

You don't need to instigate the people making the rules to have a conversation with someone. Just don't be a jerk.

[sicklysweet]

but it's more fun this way

at least for me

[gluttoning]

Oh.

I don't think that's a great way to get a homosexual relationship.

[sicklysweet]

and how many homosexual relationships have YOU started?

[gluttoning]

None. I think.

[sicklysweet]

you THINK? how can you not know if you've had a relationship or not? that's ridiculous

[gluttoning]

There's weird girls that won't leave me alone sometimes, or try to talk like we're a couple when I've never even talked to them before. Don't really know if it happens with guys, too.

I don't really care either way. That's why I don't really know.

[sicklysweet]

i think you’d notice, if they did. most people aren’t subtle, and if you notice it with girls guys wouldn’t be much different.