un: Owen

[sicklysweet]

a quick question about some of the equipment, after a rather intense encounter with a mr. punisher at the party

what, exactly, is yaoi? the fact i had a hardcore encounter where i'm not even sure what happened to me leaves me wondering if i should be concerned.

[This might not be the first time this question appears on the forums - as it's quickly deleted for being posted in the wrong topic, and then reposted to a different topic... and then deleted again.

And reposted, again, out of no small measure of spite for the head admin.]

Comments

un: Punisher

[regressive]

You got too scared to ask me directly?

[horologia]

Come to think of it ...

Do we really only have the one admin?

[ rip hien. ]

[glassbell]

[ are you telling me he doesn't read the literary equivalent of junk food (according to "smart" people)? ]

You might be reading the wrong books for it, or not looking hard enough.

[tablescraps]

Is creativity required? My handle is a name I randomly generated.

[sicklysweet]

scared? certainly not, but i like to know what i’m asking for before i ask it.

but you’re not half-bad, so if you want to try out yaoi again sometime, i might not say no

[he’s hot and violent! he meets owen’s standards!

also who knows how serious this actually is.]

un: Mithrun1

[tablescraps]

Did you engage in "yaoi" acts with him, or did you just show him your oar?

( Your "oar"

Not that Mithrun is implying anything on purpose. )

[secondthoughts]

That's it, apparently.

But the answers to the rest of those questions are a little beyond my paygrade. Because it really isn't a big deal. Hope you figure it out, Owen.

[dapples]

I don't have any answers for that, unfortunately ...

[cccorp]

[ User fandaniel has been banned from posting in the forums for 90 minutes. ]

[regressive]

Not interested.

[regressive]

I did not, so now he wants to.
I just showed him my oar.

[ ... ]

Sh▪t, that sounds just as bad.

90 minutes later...

[trollophoroi]

[ omg he keeps getting banned ]

Sorry for the delayed response. Hien found this and decided to ban me again~~~

Ultimately, the answer I have is far from interesting. I simply prefer the suffering it implies, which sounds devastatingly edgy and emo, of which I am aware!

un: UTA

[tot]

HE BIT YOUR HAND?!

[gluttoning]

No.

All I know is that I have a stop sign for a weapon for my class. But I've had weirder things in games like this.

Where did yaoi come up, anyway?

[tablescraps]

Does it? He made a post about it, so he must have liked it.

[tablescraps]

Hello, Head Admin.

Is the definition of "yaoi" put forth in this forum thread correct, in that it refers to fictional (or, in this case, digital) homosexual acts between two men?

Is the term "yaoi" written on the weapons for Edge Punishers, then, because the purpose of this specific weapon is not to deal damage, but to use it to engage in homosexual acts with other men?

I, myself, am bisexual, so I think that makes at least half the damage I deal inherently gay. However, I'm not sure if this was the intent of the design. Am I still using the weapon within the intended scope of design by dealing damage in this manner?

Also, is there an equivalent weapon for female Edge Punishers?

I would appreciate if you could let me know. I'd like to ensure I'm playing my class correctly so long as I have this weapon equipped.

[tinged]

www how many times is "again" www

That's plenty interesting! Are you ever satisfied once you're done? How long does it last? Do you have a playlist to go with the ocassion?

HEAD ADMIN

[cccorp]

[ He is dragging his hands down his virtual face. He's still feeling prissy, but... eh. ]

1. This post puts it well.

2. The Edge Punisher class is not limited by gender. Furthermore, the "yaoi oar" has recently gained reputation of being known for sending people to be hospital, should one be hit on the ass with it. I assume it's there for its destructive. I don't fucking know. I didn't make this game.

3-4. Irrelevant due to #2's answer.

5. If the equipment is not intended for your class, you will not be able to equip it. So don't worry about it.

[trollophoroi]

This is the second ban, though I have been to the terrible little dungeon he keeps for evil-doers in the game itself.

So nosy, aren't you? I did only claim if I HAD to pick one, that would be my choice. I don't participate in that scene myself. No doubt you will find it spreading to Fragment once this game goes live, however, since it has pain sensors and all.

[sicklysweet]

yeah, i bet you usually take things

[sicklysweet]

i've yet to find anyone who pushes my limits enough to warrant needing one

[sicklysweet]

but there's still plenty of targets here, now. including you admins! so why not have some fun?

[tablescraps]

I see. I hadn't been aware of the fact that this weapon exists in the reality, nor the extent of its capacity for harm.

Thank you for the thoroughness of your response. I appreciate it.

( Mithrun walking away from this interaction with the sense that Mr. Head Admin is a surprisingly helpful individual. )

To verify one additional point: what questions should be directed to Zelkova, and what questions should be directed to you or PinkPilgrim?

[sicklysweet]

i think he might have a lackey, at least, but i'm not sure how effective it is

[sicklysweet]

[absolutely not!! he has standards. murder mysteries and fantasy epics only.]

romance and erotica aren't generally all that entertaining, so i don't think i'm going to look into any, either.