un: oriade; 9/17; patch 4.5

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WHERES OUR PLAGUE BUG FIX DEVS
DONT YOU GUYS USUALLY HAMMER THE WEIRDER STUFF OUT BY THE TIME THERES A HALF PATCH??
IM PRETTY SURE MOST OF US SUBMITTED BUG REPORTS ON THIS ALREADY
SO FIX IT ALREADY!!!!!!!
people shouldnt have to feel sick in and out of the game
its called escapism for a REASON

anyway who wants to go on a plane ride around fragment
500 gp each

Comments

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that depends
is that genuine or sarcasm

[glassbell]

Genuine! The caps lock is relatable. I kinda wanna scream but I live in an apartment.

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you can scream into your pillow
it muffles sounds really good

[glassbell]

Really? What if you accidentally smother yourself?

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i suggested that
bc i assumed you wouldnt
???????????

[glassbell]

I won't! Not normally! I actually like flopping into my bed and pillow when I'm tired after a long day or playing Fragment for a while.

It just feels weirder now.

[dissimulative]

the feelings shouldnt persist too long...
im just sick irl and had nothing to do with the game
you coming down with the flu??

[glassbell]

Oh, feel better soon. Rest, drink fluids, etc.

I'm not sure actually. It's like feeling lightheaded but more than my head? Doesn't seem like a flu symptom.

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you should go see a doctor about that
feeling lightheaded past your head doesnt like a game thing

[glassbell]

I already went earlier in the week for the required health screening... You've got a point though.

Did you see a doctor for your illness?

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yeah!
got it all under control
i should be good in a day or two \o/

[glassbell]

That's good! Then you'll be super strong against the fall and winter sick bugs.

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im normally super healthy!!
i can clear a buffet table
and still be healthy
:D

[glassbell]

I'm not sure if that's a sign of good health... A healthy appetite, maybe? Or a black hole for a stomach.

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why cant it be both???

[glassbell]

It can, I guess? Restaurants must love you.

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restaurants are just delayed buffets if you have enough money

[glassbell]

As someone who waits tables, this is oddly upsetting to think about.

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well if you took care of mine
id make sure you get a huge tip

[glassbell]

That's real nice of you, haha. You want your food served extra special or faster?

[dissimulative]

and not both?
:D

[glassbell]

Sure, if the tip is huge I'll give you all the toppings and wear some running shoes.

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you are suddenly my favorite waiter

[glassbell]

Glad to be, though I do work for a cosplay cafe. The food is not the thing people come there for, haha.

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dont worry
if i was around
id go there for food anyway