un: oriade; 9/17; patch 4.5

[dissimulative]

WHERES OUR PLAGUE BUG FIX DEVS
DONT YOU GUYS USUALLY HAMMER THE WEIRDER STUFF OUT BY THE TIME THERES A HALF PATCH??
IM PRETTY SURE MOST OF US SUBMITTED BUG REPORTS ON THIS ALREADY
SO FIX IT ALREADY!!!!!!!
people shouldnt have to feel sick in and out of the game
its called escapism for a REASON

anyway who wants to go on a plane ride around fragment
500 gp each

Comments

un: 0koto

[worldbent]

Oriade-kun I think maybe you should log off..

[dissimulative]

i am sitting on a computer
so technically!!!!
i am logged out

[worldbent]

If you're planning to fly around Fragment then you are not going to be logged off?

[dissimulative]

we can schedule it!
just not today
today is no game day

un: Memoir

[murrmoire]

THANK YOU! I AGREE! I WANT TO LOG OFF AND FEED MY CAT WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER MYSELF!

I would love to join you on the plane ride, but I have no money!

[dissimulative]

its weird about how it makes you forget that logging off is a thing
BUT DONT STARVE YOUR CAT
LOG OFF
i will guide you if i have to

[murrmoire]

COULD YOU?
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HIS LUNCH.

[dissimulative]

OKAY SO
you pull up your user interface
then in the bottom you see a huge button
it says LOG OUT

un: fuurin

[glassbell]

This is too much immersion!

Also I'm glad you're yelling about because it will get fixed soon, right?

[dissimulative]

that depends
is that genuine or sarcasm

[glassbell]

Genuine! The caps lock is relatable. I kinda wanna scream but I live in an apartment.

@Hector

[secondthoughts]

This game is fucked

[dissimulative]

we keep saying that
but we are all still here
people who dont have personal stakes should probably stop playing

un: Ganymede

[ganymed]

I wonder if they're simply waiting for it to get worse than to do any real 'fixes'.

[ Cynicism strikes again! ]

[dissimulative]

like a stress test???

[ganymed]

Yeah, like that.

The more I think about it in that direction, the more it makes me SURE to give them a hard time whenever they open things up for a talk, because let me tell you...

un: tabibito

[tinged]

[ puts on little alien conspiracy hat. ]

I don't think this is a bug, which is why they're not fixing it. I think this is a continuation of an experiment.

[ they've briefly mentioned this to 0koto once before but... ]

The first was forcing the game to affect our real world bodies. See: what happened to Gani-kun. The second was... Mithrun-kun, Morgan-kun. Being offline but unable to log out. Not waking until... well, you saw it, didn't you, Oriade-kun?

And now this. What's next?

[dissimulative]

if its anything like a quest
i think we should at least try to look for a solution!!
maybe it isnt just a stress test
but to test our initiatives?

[tinged]

Our initiatives?

un: vogel

[insinning]

you logged on again?

[dissimulative]

i was soooooo lonely

[ After Sinclair left. Yeah. ]

[insinning]

it's only been a day

aren't you more worried about the plague???

[aaaaa??]

un: candeloro

[fatalitea]

Perhaps you should be resting if you are still feeling sick, Oriade-san.

Also, where did you acquire a plane to ride in here? Did you make it yourself?

[dissimulative]

i am!
sitting on a chair and relaxing while typing away at a keyboard
im resting!
but well
about that...................
my profession level was 4 for a moment
but i think it was glitched
so they brought it back down to 3
the one bug fix they immediately do!!!
so i cant make planes anymore

[fatalitea]

Oh, well that's unfortunate. You'd think they'd prioritize the far more important bugs than something like that...