UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

Comments

[fluorite]

Wanna guess which one I am?

[conjecturecycle]

I have nothing to gain and everything to lose by doing that so no.

[conjecturecycle]

I've got the Conjecture Cycle that's better than any dumb mall cop segway.

[696_9]

What, some kind of item or whatever in here?

[conjecturecycle]

No it's my motorcyle in real life.

[696_9]

You named your motorcycle.

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah? For branding purposes.

[fluorite]

Fine, fine.

I'm an adult gay man.

[conjecturecycle]

Ah cool good for you.

Why do you guys like britney spears so much.

[fluorite]

She's what a pop star should be! Makes great music, sounds like her records live, she dances, and she puts on a good performance.

[ntrd]

moral? this is the internet.
some like daddy kink but not you. got it.

never heard of tomato juice?

[696_9]

So basically you're acting like a celebrity or something.

[regressive]

Leaving X_Punisher_X for someone else.
I was here first.

[ A competetive edgelord... what a combo. ]

[conjecturecycle]

Ain't there like a zillion other pop stars who also do all that?

[conjecturecycle]

Here I was joking but you actually think that's a reasonable username don't you.

[rosehecate]

Is it?
I've never tried it before.

[conjecturecycle]

What, having an internet argument? Do you wanna try?

[conjecturecycle]

I've heard of it! I've just never had someone suggest erp and tomato juice to me in practically the same breath!

[conjecturecycle]

I'm not acting like anything, it's important to establish a strong brand when you're starting a new company.

[ntrd]

a new experience unlocked.
is there a problem?
aoi's had a can of tomato while doing erp.
also had a can of tomato juice while just farming and raiding too.
gives energy to stay awake and focused.

[conjecturecycle]

What kind of teenage girl drinks this much tomato juice??

[696_9]

Is that aside from the moderator thing you have, or what?

[ntrd]

her name is aoi.
it has a lot of vitamins and nutrients and comes in a vending machine.
was told food at manga café has not vitamins so tomato juice helps.

[conjecturecycle]

Obviously. If CCCorp was my company I wouldn't be taking shit from you goons.

[conjecturecycle]

How do you pronounce that it's all vowels.
And what the hell is a manga cafe??