UN: PinkPilgrim - "Do ANY of you know what you're doing?"

[conjecturecycle]

Now don't take this the wrong way or nothing, I'm just trying to be frank here. Because it seems like a whole lot of you haven't played a game like this before. Is this a vocal minority situation or did they just pull names out of hats for this beta?

Because to be honest they aren't paying me enough as "User Moderator" or whatever they put on my paychecks to lead around an entire gaggle of ducklings just so they can idiot proof their game or whatever the logic is here. Again, no offense. I'm sure you're all brilliant at whatever it is you do with the rest of your time.

Anyway I guess I should aughta say that if you have any problems and you don't wanna go straight to the admin, there's me. But I don't know anything more about the game than you, I just maybe know how to play it better and also I can timeout people if they're acting up.

Comments

[fluorite]

Plenty of people think it's cute! ^_^

[conjecturecycle]

I think you're putting a lot more thought into this than I am, paly.
Like, I said Sheepboys. What do you want from me?

[conjecturecycle]

This is so sincere I almost feel bad.
Almost.

Only enough to tell you that if you keep acting like this people are gonna eat you alive if this is anything like every other mmo on the planet.

[conjecturecycle]

I mean like, damn, no need to be so bleak about it.

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah thats why you say no offense. Because you aren't saying it just to piss people off.
Unfortunately it's not the polite ones like you that are gonna make my life difficult.

[conjecturecycle]

That's Mr. Pink to you, paly. Like in Reservoir Dogs.

[conjecturecycle]

Sure and they're less likely to know the correct method or language to report it.

[conjecturecycle]

My answer to that depends on how exactly you're defining ancient.

[scourgingstars]

It can't be that bad. I think deciphering a bit of layman's terms would be preferable to simply not discovering a bug at all. Else we might have people falling through the floors or becoming off-model polygonal parodies of themselves.

[696_9]

You know, old? It's not like I'm actually gonna go up and take a census of how old. The only people who go around asking everybody a/s/l are creeps and losers.

[conjecturecycle]

It's gonna be cake because here I have the unique ability to forcibly make people shut up for up to 24 hours.

UN: Swallow

[threatmewted]

I don't know much about this game specifically, but I've played plenty of games before.

I'm not going to be on all the time, but I might be able to help out a bit.

[conjecturecycle]

Yeah well plenty of people think The Beatles are the best band of the past century but people are often wrong.

[tot]

But wouldn't it be better to find a better way to say it?
Hmm. I imagine not but it's all the same.

[conjecturecycle]

So you've never worked in IT.

[conjecturecycle]

Talking like that is exactly why I said "sure kid." You're obviously a teenager from the way you talk.

[conjecturecycle]

Help out in what way exactly?

[696_9]

Whatever, at least I'm enjoying my youth. Whether or not you approve.

[scourgingstars]

I tended more towards biology and chemistry, I'm afraid.

[conjecturecycle]

No because if you want even the stupidest people to understand you on the first try you gotta just tell it like it is.

[conjecturecycle]

I literally couldn't care less if you lived or died.

[conjecturecycle]

That's why you think that. You think the average person could find the words to describe a computer error, because you've never had to field that exact thing.

[tot]

I feel like there's a way to have people understand you without being so harsh.

[conjecturecycle]

What are you, the pc police?

[tot]

No, of course not. I just deal with all kinds of people in my chat when I stream.