UN: VOGEL - dungeon crawling??

[insinning]

[After many attempts to type and retype this message for maximum politeness and ADULT MATURITY. Nailed it] Hi. I think I should introduce myself first, right? I am Vogel. Has anyone not explored any areas yet? I would like to try in a group, because I think my class is too slow to do much on its own.

And I'd like to get rid of this stop sign.

And this creepy helmet skin.

I can't take it off.

Thank you.

Comments

[threatmewted]

Finding bugs and glitches is just part of the beta experience. So if anything else weird happens, you should probably report it right away just in case!

[notfunny]

Then... you need an extra hand to pry it off?

Or something???

[insinning]

[ THINKING]

Maybe an extra hand would work but skins should just toggle on and off on their own!! They're not actually on my head

[dissimulative]

[ Oria's "scary impression" immediately drops as he thinks about it. ]

I think for the sake of not giving anyone nightmares, they won't do that here. Like, it's realistic, but it doesn't have to be too realistic.

[insinning]

[What does it say about Sinclair's brain that it immediately went there]

Oh, that's a good point. It could happen like that shark costume though.

[Swallowed whole but not actually eaten??]

[dissimulative]

[ A lot, actually. Oria's kinda concerned, but like... gestures to the murder trauma news--he gets it. ]

You just wanna see someone get eaten, huh! I didn't think you were that kinda type, Vooogeeeeeeel~

[insinning]

[ ahshdjs definitely bad weird brain thoughts all the time but he's good about not voicing them]

I-I didn't...why are you saying it like that?

[Fluster fluster]

[insinning]

[ Yes ma'am!!!]

I didn't think of it like that but I'll try!

[dissimulative]

[ Oria laughs a little and lightly nudges Sinclair's side. ]

A bit of joking won't hurt anyone, right?

[ But then Oria's head jerks a little. ]

Ow... that's definitely some real world stuff going on. Looks like my sister wants me to stop playing for today.

[insinning]

You made it sound weird.

[Grumbling. That gets an instinctive shove back. He is not into vore!

And then...oh]

Ah. You better listen to her then. My roommates will be back soon too and they'll probably drag me out somehow.

[dissimulative]

Ah, alright then. Catch you later--

[ He's about to blurt Sinclair's name, but catches himself. Phew.

He just waves instead and logs out. ]

[insinning]

[ ...Oria was about to say his name wasn't he?

Well. He should log off too.]

[notfunny]

[ thonking ]

Sounds like you're cursed.
Maybe getting a new piece of gear would overwrite the skin somehow?

[insinning]

I wouldn't be surprised.

I hope it can, because I don't know if I can keep walking around in this.

[ attaching the horrific skin he accidentally picked up.]

[notfunny]

[ thinks fondly of better times with limbco ]

Can you actually see with those eyes?
Are THOSE your eyes?
It looks so real!!!

Yo that would be such a good Halloween costume!

[insinning]

I mean, I can see but I don't know if it's through the helmet or not.

Halloween's pretty far away though.

[threatmewted]

The more bugs we find now, the more fun the game will be when the full version comes out, so keep it up! :)

[notfunny]

Halloween practically starts in late July. The way holidays are marketed, you pretty much start putting things up for every season like, months before.

But yeah. I'd be happy to help you if you wanna explore sometime, especially if it means we can find you something new to wear.



Kind of craving tendies right now.

[insinning]

Oh, that's right. If i can get rid of this skin, maybe someone will want it.

Another dungeon run would be good. Akatsuki helped me with one already, but I could use some more equipment.

I'd like to say wearing this raw chicken has made me not want eat chicken ever again but the longer I'm in it, the more i want some fried chicken. The korean kind. I wonder if they have some in mac anu...

[notfunny]

I've been trying to experience as many as I can. It's easier with others. If I tried to solo one, I feel like I'd get my ass beaten before I got a chance to really make any headway.

So I'm here. I want to get stronger.


Eh? Korean fried chicken? I've heard of it. I'd love to have some. They've already made like, a lot of food.

Maybe they could turn your skin into some.

[insinning]

Let's try it then!

As long as we don't use the key word 'freedom'.

[ He's learned a lot from the forums over the last few days ]

IDK if I want my skin to become crispy fried. At least it'd be less fleshy but

It sounds weird when we put it like that.

[notfunny]

Okay. We'll avoid that word.
I've had some success with another, but it was still dangerous.
Maybe 'resort' will one day take us to a resort???
I doubt it though.

LOL yeah.
Crispy and fried are great for a lot of things though.
As long as it's not us!

[insinning]

I think 'resort'...is that a dungeon keyword? Maybe we should try it.

I think as I don't get sent to another volcanic wasteland, we should be able to avoid 'crispy' and 'fried'.

[notfunny]

Yeah. It's a keyword.
I haven't really figured out what makes a destination a destination, but maybe if we put all the right ones together?

A volcanic wasteland?
That sounds freaking awful.
Definitely avoiding that one.

Just let me know when you've got the time to go and I'll make time for you.

[insinning]

Right, I've got time at [XX:XX] if that works for you.