un: Owen

[sicklysweet]

a quick question about some of the equipment, after a rather intense encounter with a mr. punisher at the party

what, exactly, is yaoi? the fact i had a hardcore encounter where i'm not even sure what happened to me leaves me wondering if i should be concerned.

[This might not be the first time this question appears on the forums - as it's quickly deleted for being posted in the wrong topic, and then reposted to a different topic... and then deleted again.

And reposted, again, out of no small measure of spite for the head admin.]

Comments

[trashtier]

Fine, sure. Hobby+ works.

Anyway, yaoi paddles were conjured up in the otaku communtiy, but not everyone agrees with them. It was something stupid and fun at first, but people keep bringing them to cons and actually injuring others with them.

It's all super cringe. I hope they get banned from cons sooner rather than later.

[conjecturecycle]

Ok but you literally- that's what the word unlucky exists for. There's no GOOD way to be unlucky. Good luck is lucky. Bad luck is unlucky.

[sicklysweet]

well, he hasn't stopped yet.

i'm not THAT bored

especially with all the people responding to this who have nothing to do~

[sicklysweet]

[This is a lot to take in. None of Owen's life experience has prepared him for this conversation. He feels like he's losing his mind.]

why would a convention let someone with a wooden oar into begin with? that sounds so stupid.

[sicklysweet]

americans are so picky

[he's just assuming pete is american....]

[conjecturecycle]

[He's not wrong.]

Sorry I'm not willing to let words mean the opposite of what they mean.

[userunfriendly]

[ feeling so attacked right about now... ]

I just wanted to know if the forums would have the potential to be useful at any point today. Glad to clear that up.

[trashtier]

[This is, unfortunately, completely normal conversation for Levi.]

USUALLY these kinds of things are brought in as harmless cosplay props. That's why no one thought much of it at first.

[sicklysweet]

i think if an mmorpg forum is ever useful that's a sign of end times

[sicklysweet]

who's stupid enough to look at a piece of wood and go "yeah, that's not dangerous! totally cool!"?? who is running these conventions

[trashtier]

That's the thing. They WEREN'T. IDK what kind of fight club you think these cons are but they're peaceful 90% of the time. The other 10% is people taking things WAY too far like with the paddles.

[glassbell]

[ Huh, those are definitely normal sounding dog names and not demons... ]

It's cute you named the smallest one Cerberus. Little guard dog.

[userunfriendly]

In that case, I will embrace the apocalypse.

[sicklysweet]

you’re such a stick in the mud.

words just mean whatever people decided they mean, so why can’t the meanings change?

[sicklysweet]

exactly how bad are the injuries from these morons with the paddles?

[sicklysweet]

well, he’s the youngest of the three, even if he’s not their puppy.

in greek myth, cerberus is the offspring of typhon and echidna. that’s all

[conjecturecycle]

Honestly just because I find you annoying.

[regressive]

Slow and painful, then.

[ So creative! So brave! Except not really. ]

Say something that will get me banned from here.

[sicklysweet]

awwww, i’m so flattered~~~

[sicklysweet]

you’re not creative enough to come up with that yourself? that’s so sad~

[regressive]

At least I'm not pathetic like you.

[conjecturecycle]

It ain't a compliment!

[sicklysweet]

if i’m pathetic, why are you so obsessed with me?

[sicklysweet]

i know, but i’m taking it as one anyways. you can’t stop me

and you’d have to call me much worse if you want to actually insult me

[glassbell]

Oh I didn't know that. The Greek monster theming is a little ominous, but it probably doesn't matter much if you love them and they love you.